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More for breeders, less for the rest us

feeds@yuku.com (Leela) — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:02:02 GMT

A few things from today's pre-budget speech:

Child benefit to rise by 1.5% in 2010
Free school meals to an extra 500,000 low income families

AND...

National insurance to rise by 0.5% from April 2011
All public sector pay settlements to be capped at 1% for two years from 2011 (so that's my wages stuffed for at least the next two years).

So, yet more help if you're a breeder - especially if you can't be bothered to feed your...

Brat burns the house down

feeds@yuku.com (Ryan B) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:34:06 GMT

http://www.abcactionnews.com/content/news/local/pinellas/north/story/Fire-that-destroyed-home-was-started-by-child/pUFfKfgPeU-zvWTZsujYiQ.cspx

Do I really need to...

The People versus Simon Cowell

feeds@yuku.com (Ryan B) — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 19:38:16 GMT

Seems like just about every Xmas for the last decade some reality TV nonentity singing along to a karaoke backing tape has had the Xmas number one, but this year there's an uprising! A Facebook campaign is urging people to download Killing In The Name by Rage Against the Machine from Monday, Dec 14th to get that to number 1 instead. http://bit.ly/inthename...

Sunday Times Article - The growing pains of middle-aged women

feeds@yuku.com (pudontour) — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 13:13:51 GMT

Christ, this moronic article in the Sunday Times has just given me the absolute rage, so unfortunately my post is a bit haphazard - sorry. The article talks endlessly of childless people women, when infact it really is talking about childfree women in places. And talk about navel gazing! Shit, I'm not having kids and/or getting married - well I must DO something...

Laughable - Miliband, nappies and Moosnet

feeds@yuku.com (Propr Cynic) — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:03:36 GMT

Apparently Ed Miliband has incurred the wrath of 'eco-aware mothers' (the BBC's words, not mine) because he and his wife use disposable nappies for their rugrat and not reusable ones. This is entirely laughable, especially as Miliband is Environment Secretary and is a bit keen on all matters environmental and also because 'eco-aware mothers' is an oxymoron.
The other laughable aspect of all this is that it seems as if the politicians are keen to bend over backwards...

Some sanity from the Optimum Population Trust

feeds@yuku.com (Leela) — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:08:10 GMT

Family planning is eight times cheaper as a way of tackling global warming than solar power and four times less costly than wind power, according to the sponsors of a radical new carbon offset initiative

UK-based charity, the Optimum Population Trust (OPT), says its research [1] reflects the conclusions of the recently published UN Population Fund report [2], and will give added impetus to calls for the population issue...

Ungrateful or what

feeds@yuku.com (Beetlejuice) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:57:24 GMT
Check out this article: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1232342/Britains-fattest-teen-Why-I-wish-Id-10-000-gastric-bypass-despite-losing-22st.html

I found it whilst looking through another article on here.

How ungrateful is this girl? She gets £10,000 spent on her then ends up slagging off the...

A face only a mother could love

feeds@yuku.com (Leela) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:40:25 GMT

The mother of a four-year-old boy who was mauled to death by a dog has left a tribute to her "beautiful boy" at the scene in Liverpool.

I'm sorry but have you SEEN what he looked like? Now I know where the phrase "a face only a mother could love" comes from!

Kids Breakfast Club

feeds@yuku.com (Peckham Princess) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:20:26 GMT
Saw this on the evening news last night, funny how parents can afford to send their kids to school with a packet of crisps for breakfast , but cant afford porridge oats/ milk.

One to avoid for the CF!

feeds@yuku.com (Propr Cynic) — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:40:40 GMT
A new 'family-friendly' restaurant is opening in Cowes, Isle of Wight. It will include a large indoor play area with ball-pool and toys, plus a seperate area for babies. One to avoid for the CF of course, but it will be nice if the moos and their brats will go there and stay out of the rest of the restaurants, but some hope. They'll go there and probably still invade the more mainstream establishments as we know how moos want it all their own way.
It will create 20 jobs - it...

Q: Who will take care of you when you are old A:thankfully not this wanker!

feeds@yuku.com (HighlandCoffee) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:26:11 GMT
Son stabs father, sister and also attacks niece. The only survivor is the niece. Would it be too cynical of me to think that this son decided daddy and sister's wealth should be his, resulting in 2 murders and one attempted murder.

Australia police charge curator's son over his...

Blood transfusion protection but only for brats

feeds@yuku.com (Leela) — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:54:42 GMT
Child worship is now actually endangering adults' lives!

Blood filter to protect patients from vCJD - but only for the young

All red blood cells given as transfusions to children under the age of 13 should be filtered to remove the infection that cause the fatal brain disease vCJD, a government scientific body has recommended.

But the proposal by...

If ever there was a reason for compulsory sterilisation.....

feeds@yuku.com (Bonny35) — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:07:27 GMT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1230142/Pregnant-mother-13-says-I-having-babies-I-twins.html

I hope this moo gets jailed (warning animal cruelty)

feeds@yuku.com (HighlandCoffee) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:10:53 GMT

A mother of seven is accused of running a house of horrors for pets at her suburban Long Island home, forcing her children to help torture them and burying at least 20 dogs in her backyard - animals neighbors now fear were beloved pets that mysteriously disappeared over the years.

This slimy stinking cunt deserves an agonsing death comparable to that which countless pets suffered at her hands-

Mother charged with 50k benefit fraud

feeds@yuku.com (Leela) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:27:36 GMT
Yes, £50,000! This is the moo who swanned off on a 6-month holiday (and now we know how she could afford it) to Goa where she left her 15-year old daughter in the care of a "tour guide" to take the rest of the family travelling. Daughter was murdered - ironically during the same period of time that the moo was claiming income support for.

Moo says it's a cafe, not a creche

feeds@yuku.com (carmen56) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:11:28 GMT
From today's Daily Mail

http://www.dailymail.co.u...he-leave-brats-home.html

I left a comment, will check back later to see if it's been published.

Carol

Yuck!!!!

feeds@yuku.com (Propr Cynic) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:30:13 GMT
From the BBC Sport Quotes of the Week:

I will fly to the Balkans to meet with a female doctor who helped (PSV Eindhoven midfielder) Danko Lazovic.She is vague about her methods, but I know she massages you using fluid from a placenta."
Robin van Persie is hoping his career will be reborn after damaging ankle ligaments while playing for the Netherlands against Italy.

So Robin is not put off by...

For the animal lovers amongst us........ You'll love this

feeds@yuku.com (Bonny35) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:50:38 GMT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1228267/Best-welcome-home-EVER-excited-pet-dog-greets-soldier-Afghanistan.html

The Youtube footage is at the end of the article. It is a lovely moment.....

Modern moos blasted as selfish in the Times

feeds@yuku.com (HighlandCoffee) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:37:20 GMT
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/janice_turner/article6916343.ece

Worship of children has gone too far.

Could almost have been written by one of us, but it's an older mother insteadwho believes todays 'runts are spoilt toddlers forever...

Moo sues another moo after toddler 'attacks' other toddler

feeds@yuku.com (Propr Cynic) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:14:54 GMT
It was on the news at lunchtime that a three-year-old boy's mother is being allowed to sue another toddler's parents for compensation after the other toddler bashed the first one over the head with a car jack. Now the brat has fully recovered, but the greedy moo is still after money.
According to the moo:

"My son was hit 11 times on his head and face with a car jack, his attacker kept on lashing out even though Jay was screaming out in pain and...