Rants and all

More of a moan than a rant

feeds@yuku.com (jellybaby) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:05:23 GMT

Really fed up today...My sister knocked another one out last night. My mum couldn't wait to text me even though my sister and I haven't spoken in years. It was bad enough when the first kid was born 5 years ago. It took a year for my mum to start treating me ok instead of like an utter disappointment to her. During that time I (stupidly) asked her if she was proud of me at all. Her response was 'why would I be proud, you haven't done anything'. Her living room is like a...

There's another advert pissing me off right now...

feeds@yuku.com (Ryan B) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:22:12 GMT

...And no prizes for guessing that it's the Masturcard commercial: "helping dad save the world: priceless"

What Disastercard forget to mention of course is that the vaginal discharge on legs is the reason dud has such a high carbon footprint in the first place.

why are people that styoopid?

feeds@yuku.com (mojito chick) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:01:28 GMT

Quick mini-rant-ette

I get frustrated sometimes waiting on automated answering services when I ring the bank or credit card company. I just wanna press the button for the option I want, and get put through to the call centre in Calcutta, not have to listen to all the spiel first. It bugs me a little bit more that I know perfectly well how to input my DOB on my telephone keypad using 6 digits but they still make you wait while they go "please enter your date of birth using 6...

Stupid periods

feeds@yuku.com (gemstorm) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:09:19 GMT

My stupid pointless uterus has decided to ruin my weekend in Vegas by making my period 4 days late. So it started today and I'm going to Vegas on Saturday morning. It should have been over by then! I am so annoyed. And what made me more annoyed was going on the internet looking for some solutions, like maybe there's some way to get it over with quicker, but all I found was condecending women telling girls that its a wonderful natural thing, don't be embarrassed or ashamed of...

Week-end rant

feeds@yuku.com (Mrs Mars Bar) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:07:12 GMT

Hello everyone

Sorry I've not been around but I'm a bit stressed lately and my head seems to have re-located to my arse but I'm sure I will get over it shortly.

Right, went to Manchester for the week-end with Mr Mars, on the Saturday we went to see Green Day (honestly the best gig I've ever been to, 2.5 hours on stage fantastic and we were in seated but next to stage I could see the whites...

My partner's stooopid cousin

feeds@yuku.com (supergirly) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:18:10 GMT

So my partner's little cousin (shes 20 and has one kid and another on the way) posted this on her face book page saying how disgusted she was about it. Fucking gullible retard!

http://www.theseoultimes.com/ST/?url=/ST/db/read.php?idx=7333

(Edited to make the link work - Leela.)

Mad Moo on Slimming Forum

feeds@yuku.com (chubchick) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:45:56 GMT

Hello All
Not been on for a while...............no not converted to the dark side just been decorating my lovely childfree home lol!

I was having a look on a well known slimming forum where people exchange ideas etc on dieting............or so i thought! I must have been mistaken as there is some mad moo asking advice on a pram!!!!!!!!!!! FFS get a life love!

'Eat your pets to save planet'

feeds@yuku.com (Propr Cynic) — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:08:23 GMT

This was mentioned on a wildlife forum I belong to, so I have dug out the article. To say that it is complete and utter arrant BOLLOCKS is an understatement, it's crap on every level. How on earth can they say a dog has the same carbon footprint as a Toyota Landcruiser, or a cat's carbon pawprint is equivalent to a VW Golf, for fuck's sake? What utter berk(shire hunt) sat down and decided to work that out?
I see it does not mention rampant human...

Re: Trick or Treat? Please F*** Off

feeds@yuku.com (TigerM74) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:23:27 GMT

Hey CF folks who aren't out there getting drunk dressed as Frankenstein/Cleopatra/Esmerelda what are you all doing about blasted Trick or Treaters? I am in the midst of a post footie match, firework chucking and hoards of ghastly children banging on my door every five seconds for Treats (Tigerm slowly reaches for her machete). If anyone knows where to buy laxative chocolates at this late hour I will buy you a large trough of booze in the virtual bar.

Fucking children, I hate...

Paypal

feeds@yuku.com (Propr Cynic) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:23:08 GMT

I have a Paypal account. Unfortunately the email I used with it is no longer current and has stopped working. Equally unfortunately I have forgotten the password. I logged in earlier and had no problem, but now - on adding my new email - it won't accept my password and with a defunct email address, I am a bit stuffed.
I made the mistake of trying to find the answer using their worse-than-useless 'automated customer service agent, Louise' which, to be brutally honest is...

It is always about kids isn't it? Pets do not count!

feeds@yuku.com (Robbowox) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:09:33 GMT

Please all read this and reply the the odious (probably a moo) cow call Jane of York.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1224123/The-60-kittens-just-days-live---wants-home-credit-crunch.html

If she has kids why doesn't she put hers down!

Robbowox

Fucking moo rammed DH's car

feeds@yuku.com (HighlandCoffee) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:52:01 GMT

Breeder bitch in her Volvo. Came fast out of a road on the right, turning right, dim cunt slowed down to a stop then started up again ramming my husband in his car. She hit him on the side, putting a dent in the back door, damaging the wheel and leaving scratches over that half of the car. His car had right of way and was bloody well in fucking front of her, there's no way she couldn't see him-if she was looking out the farking windscreen. Oh and she had her 'get of jail' card...

More money for breeders

feeds@yuku.com (Propr Cynic) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:39:06 GMT

I came across this today, I have typed it out in full because it is in a local magazine (like one of those parish rags, but not a Xtian publication) and when I saw the article my blood pressure started to rise - yours will too:

A major change that will affect families with children who claim for housing and council tax benefit will soon be coming into force.

From 2nd November 2009, child benefit will no longer be counted as income when an assessment...

Bring back the lion pit

feeds@yuku.com (HighlandCoffee) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:11:30 GMT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/8329496.stm
or hang 'em
or give me pot of napalm and ten minutes

Oh for the animal rights brigade to start targeting these vicious bastards. They might find people would support them,though of course the apologists for this scum...

Brats in shops

feeds@yuku.com (Dontwantany) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:33:04 GMT

I was having a browse for some make up in Boots yesterday and a Moo was dithering around in front of me with her 2 brats. The kids were rubbing their fingers in all the testers and hogging the make up. Moo made no attempt to move them out of the way but did move around the other side of the counter when she saw me glowering at her/them. Mind you I no longer fancied trying anything after their snot ridden fingers and faces had been in all the testers. I just don't understand how people...

Drawing attention to having sprogged

feeds@yuku.com (Propr Cynic) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:25:23 GMT

I was entering data onto the computer today; this is done from forms filled in by applicants for courses. On the next of kin line one stupid moo had put 'father of child' instead of the more normal 'boyfriend', 'fiance', 'husband' or even (although I detest the term) 'partner'. Talk about drawing attention to the fact she had dropped one. She also put other references to it over the page.

Smile, dammit, Smile!

feeds@yuku.com (crickett1234) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 07:41:23 GMT

Okay, going to work is not the most fun I have ever had in my life. I have a good job, I am good at it, and it pays the bills. But I do try and attempt to keep a smiling face, because there is nothing worse than looking at someone elses miserable mug for 8 hours every day.

I work in a small team of 4 people. One of these people is constantly bad tempered and sour faced. And her moods really effect the rest of the team. If she is happy, everyone has to be happy. If she is bad...

anti-abortion TV

feeds@yuku.com (snuggles) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:53:10 GMT

I don't know if anyone's mentioned it recently but whats with the anti-abortion soap story lines. I'm sick to death of abortion still being portrayed as a major taboo, and the women either deciding to keep it because 'I just couldn't do something like that', or being portrayed as cold-hearted and mean for wanting one at all. In all cases they seem to keep it whether the character wanted one or not. Can we just have something where there's an abortion, the woman is...

Other forum members bleating on about kids

feeds@yuku.com (EmmeBee) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:40:34 GMT

Not this forum of course! I know we have talked about this before because most of us belong to other internet groups. I joined a writer's group online recently, and I swear more than half of the topics are about babies/kids/pregnancy/breastfeeding/labor. It is so incredibly annoying! And of course there are those who use their offspring as their avatar. The whole thing is making me progressively more annoyed -- what does any of this have to do with writing?

There are one or two...

Sometimes I wish I was deaf!

feeds@yuku.com (Propr Cynic) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:22:15 GMT

Okay, it is ~~probably~~ not good to be flippant about a disability but when you get moos comparing childbirth experiences in the office then I DO wish I was deaf! I am temping for three days and a couple of women were going on about sprog-dropping, how long it took and the amount of pushing required.
I fled, suddenly deciding that the staff bogs were a preferable place to be than the...